That's intense
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
