I think scott just propositioned me for sex
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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