I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i dont even know how to be here
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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