part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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