You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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