So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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