He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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