I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
