he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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