But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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