therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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