Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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