please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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