yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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