i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
