she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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