We're facebook friends in real life
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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