How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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