Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change

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(408): View more from California

By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.

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(614): View more from Ohio

We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.

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