But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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