Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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