matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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