new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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