4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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