Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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