the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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