so let's talk penis.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
