Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I think my moral compass just broke
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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