god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm too high and old for this...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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