We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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