Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
The air taste purple.
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