i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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