shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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