how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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