some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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