Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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