Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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