Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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