Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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