Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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