In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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