Nicole vs. Life
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
even my farts smell like vagina
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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