Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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