Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
