Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
So. Much. Porn.
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