I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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