He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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