There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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