I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I supernannyed him into submission
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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