i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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