I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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