hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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