I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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