Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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