i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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