end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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