Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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