Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We talked him into tasing himself.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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