Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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